Danferno

I was born with auditory dyslexia. I once heard of someone who wrote, directed, and coastguard in their own movie. I knew what the right word was, but it still got me thinking: About the invigorating music of waves crashing against my vessel, The challenge of serving to the best of my skills,   The pride of keeping the shores of my homeland safe. That was how I found my career, And it's been just as rewarding as I had hoped. An episode of CSI mentioned literature marks on the vic's neck, Which inspired a fulfilling side project of poetry. In a later CSI, taunts were exchanged: "I'm the king of the jingle here!  

Review of Chapter One From Twilight By Stephenie Meyer Years have gone since I've first run into a little thing called Twilight and now I've come to the part of the getting over it and letting kids have their fun, but in all this I've decided to trudge through this pile of shit and actually reread it for the first time since I took an exacto knife and cut a hole out of my only -stolen- copy. Please note that I'm doing this not only for my own closure, but for your entertainment. I am reading this. I am not enjoying it, but I also want to lay to rest every beef I have with Twilight. [Though just the first book, the others can rot in hell.]